Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	3803
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

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BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8455	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	169	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8977
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3317
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	3511	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crops Grown:	1413
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2552

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com