Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Void Armor Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

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OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	886
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	430000
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	85
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	671683
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3698
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com