Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

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SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2881	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Farms Harvested:	484
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	5269	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Animals Bred:	59

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Love Letters Sent:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	7809
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1335	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	5477	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8675	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	7321
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1107	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com