Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7226

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	116021	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	800
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	678451	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	962621	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5762	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5595	Divine Spears Created:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	157	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	139
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net