Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

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MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Votes:	395	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	155	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	3308	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8571
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7907
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7780	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9606	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si