Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchantments Applied:	220
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

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gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

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Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

play.koharmc.com:25750

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

play.16bitmc.net

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Play.cakerealm.com

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

95.217.68.76:25616

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7622	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

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Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

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Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchantments Applied:	161	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	617	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

play.EggMC.net