Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

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RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

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RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9539

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	27

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	895007	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Items Found:	1621	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8893	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2159
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2062

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585