Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	2651
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

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Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Items Found:	7488	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	9391	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6808
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	31

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	4318
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3454	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Emeralds Found:	3707
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	851303	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Emeralds Found:	1101	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com