Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

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L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Items Found:	1170
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	137
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6041
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	916	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

play.mcarcadia.com