Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Farms Harvested:	942
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

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Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8806	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	New Chunks Explored:	993164
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9038
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Players Killed by Monsters:	3248
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Farms Harvested:	310
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1301	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7915
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Votes:	3351
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3366
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4635	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4070	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	1864
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com