Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7297	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Votes:	7140
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	727658	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	6727

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	7621	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	601004	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gods Slained:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com