Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	679658	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	491
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	78
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	1000
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9175

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com