Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

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AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6548
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	81	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3278	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	8111
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	454813
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2074	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1739	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
New Chunks Explored:	157971	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	5903
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchantments Applied:	218	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6834	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	2460
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4074
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
New Chunks Explored:	755770	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4026	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it