Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1130	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

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GameOn365 Minecraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

minecraft.gameon365.net

Lionheart Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

lionheartmc.net

Dewcraft Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Star Shards Collected:	60	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Dewcraft.com Minecraft Servers

Dewcraft.com Survival Server

Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

server.dewcraft.com

Adult Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

Server address world.woodenaxe.com

Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

world.woodenaxe.com

HavenMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

[IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

PLAY.HAVENMC.COM

DeadCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2571	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5748	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to Deadcraft!

What is DeadCraft?

Deadcraft is a 24/7 server which allows legit and cracked players to unite in the best sandbox game out there! We currently offer a 90 slot server which stays lag-free to about 60 players.

Staff

We have staff all over the world so there should always be someone online that can help you with your concern.

Donations

Because we are using a paid 24/7 host we are in a need of money. That means that any donations will be appreciated! We also sell some ranks for some amounts. *More info in server spawn*

-Misa / iRenZy

75.102.40.239:25665

Sverrecraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ores Mined:	3865

Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes! The staff is nice and helpfull. The owners of the server are sverre26 and johannessogn. Usefull commands: /creative /pvp /freebuild /spawn /info You find more info at the server webpage(http://www.sverrecraft.com/) Remember to register on the forum (http://forum.sverrecraft.com/)

play.sverrecraft.com

RSMV.net

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OUR IP: play.rsmv.net Bedrock players use IP: bedrock.rsmv.net XRUN – The original Xrun from RSMV.net !!! Over 70 maps, and all the RAGE! !!!NEW!!! STORYBOOK – THE ONLY SERVER to come to for ADVENTURE MAPS! Click and Play with friends, over 180 ADVENTURE MAPS by some of the best Map Makers in Minecraft!! We set the map, the version, the Resourcepacks! All you do is click to play! SURVIVAL – Servers with 1.18.1 features! Mcmmo! Anti-Grief. LABYRINTH – A Pvp adventure through the corridors of evil. Find the exit before the unknown finds you ! HYPERDRIVE! – Extreme Fast Flying through insane courses!

CREATIVE! – with huge plots to create what your imagination holds. from basically nothing!

SKYBLOCK!- Conquer Infernal mobs to get cool drops! SLIMEFUN fun fun fun. Start with minimal supplies and build an empire!

Check out our newest Gamemode – Coming Soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my0LvwSPYk

play.rsmv.net

ChuboCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	891799
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hello, ChuboCraft is a PvP Faction server where the whole point is to raid, conquer, and survive.

The best way to do this is to get more faction members, build up your kingdom, and take out your enemys.

At the moment, the server can currently hold up to 40 people at a time, and is mostly up 24/7.

We back-up the map often so if’s someone has hacked the server, it will be back up with not so much of a loss.

Its currently cracked, free to come and play on, and as well has some friendly Mods

and Admins.

For more up to date infomation and pictures, please visit here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1122258-125chubocraftpvp-faction-server/#entry13773377

37.59.178.15

Eirinncraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	5223
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Building a Community. One member at a time.

Eirinncraft is a survival server dedicated to the fun and community aspects of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on being 100% community supported.

Eirinncraft believes in having a safe, non-grief server.We have several plugins to help support this. Including LWC, World Guard and LogBlock. We also have a mature staff on hand in game or through our teamspeak channel 24 hours a day.

We also have an FTB Unleashed server for 18+ members of the Eirinncraft Community. No banned mods. TS:ts3.digitalthemepark.com – eirinncraft gaming group

Or….you can stop by our website at www.eirinncraft.net to register for building rights.

mc.eirinncraft.org

Xavtious

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Hello! Over at Xavtious we are working hard to make a brand new community server to bring you a friendly and fun experience. Right now the main focus of the server is working on features, commands, and skyblock. Skyblock won’t be the only thing that this server will have to offer, but for now it is the only thing that is – for the most part – set up. We will be adding mini-games of all sorts to keep things interesting and we hope that many of you reading this will sign up to be builders, moderators, or even developers(when the time comes!) so that we can get this thing off the ground faster. The more hard-working players signing up for staff positions we have, the better! So don’t be afraid to ask about server positions, but don’t try to get in just to abuse privilaged admin power. That’s bad.

Note that there are a couple of basic requirements that we have to ensure that our players and community get the best experience possible. The first and most important is that you be nice to others and use common sense. Grammar is also suggested, but is not strictly required. We’re all up for a good lol! Meet all of that and read the /rules in-game and you’ll be A-okay! So what are you waiting for? Go have fun!

xavtious.no-ip.net

★ HitCraft Factions★

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	3518	Villages Defended:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

24/7 Factions Server with has ★PVP ★Griefing ★Raiding ★ Allowed! Join now at: 109.169.20.35:25615

Vote for 6 diamonds here: http://minestatus.net/28767-hitcraft-factions

Click on the Green + sign to vote!

109.169.20.35

AWNSCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

AWNSCraft is a mostly creative server. our world has many places to build and many more to see, players can even find their own towns and lands if they please.

awns.us

MutinyCraft

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

MutinyCraft is a hub server that is primarily focused on building a great community based gameplay. We do not try to compete with the large servers with our player base, but we do try to offer a friendly welcoming environment that will make you feel at home when you log onto our server. Our staff players are very active to assist you with most issues that you will have.

We offer the following servers:

Survival, Creative, Hardcore Factions, KitPVP, and FTB

play.mutinycraft.com

ZombieHorde [1.4.7]

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	2910	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

PvP,Factions,Griefing,And Fun! And There Is, MobEvent Were We Spawn Mobs (Every Type Of Mob) And You kill Them last People Standing Get Prizes… And We Spawn Withers Hope You Like The Mob Event!!! The Warp Is: /Warp MobEvent + We Have Got 24/7!!! 🙂 Now What Is AutoGriefing? AutoGriefing Is A Server That Has Raiding, Factions, PvP, PvE, MobEvent, 24/7, 0% Lag, Donating, BattleShip, PlayerHeads Plugin, And More Awsome Stuff. How Much People Can AutoGriefingHave In The Server? It Can Have Up To 0/65 Players Online… Accept If You Are A Donater Donaters Can “Join The Server When Full”. Is It CraftBukkit Or Vanilla? AutoGriefing Is A CraftBukkit Server. What Is Fun About AutoGriefing? We Have MobEvent Witch Is The Most Best Thing Made! And We Got Raiding/Griefing, Faction PvP, PvP, Bukkit, 24/7 And 0% Lag, MobArena! PlayerHeads Plugin, We Got BattleShip, And Ranks/Donating, Also Warp Stash Were People Can Hide There Stuff In Lockette Chests. Who Is the Owner And Creator of MobEvent? The Owner Of MobEvent Is KingRaider, and The Creator Is Dragonking223! The Creator Of HungerGames Is Dragonking223 To And Owner Is: Blaze526!

69.175.46.244