Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mines Excavated:	3683
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	2119

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7006	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	942	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7623
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Items Found:	2654
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	564962	Players Killed by Monsters:	4124

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6564	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Emeralds Found:	1844	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!