Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mines Excavated:	3808	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Potions Brewed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8654	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	5434
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	128	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	474582
Animals Bred:	174	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	732138	Runes Activated:	7

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Emeralds Found:	5444	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2