Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	3903
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2952	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	270
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	339136

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	496

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8589
Dimension Hops:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2342	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Enchantments Applied:	104
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	809897	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5645	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1909	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mines Excavated:	4841
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

maxveel.keenetic.link

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1