Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2459	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ores Mined:	4133
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	258
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	982495	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2716
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3598	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	7199	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	6534
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7397
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Votes:	9829
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chimeras Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11