Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, comedy, creeper, digital content, dreams, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, hello, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, laughing hysterically, LGBTQ, meme, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reaction video, Server, social media, Transgender, ugly tranny, Video, viral

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2073
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	217
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Crops Grown:	2304
Runes Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	146
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Votes:	566
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4274

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	784	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!