Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	6616
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	68	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8601

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	180
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Potions Brewed:	109	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	3117	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com