Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

hindsight, pet, steve, selling early, McBlockface

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.

The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

empty moralizing, reclaim your manhood, autists, neets, Freaks

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

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New Server IP
Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Minecraft, sensitive topic, hebes, discussion, child models

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

constant updates, Events, Friends, Vanilla, Pets

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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New Server IP
Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

working together, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Shun, PVs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Ever wanted to battle a giant tree of Sephiroth or take on a Grand Assault in a field with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! We also have joint firing drills, 2x normals, hards, scrimmages, and even bounties to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the 2x lessons – you’ll be learning so much, you’ll feel like a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might).

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”” /Pixelated/ /ASEAN/ /Adventures/ /Minecraft SMP/ ””

organized crime, yakuza, Minecraft, smp, Southeast Asian countries

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, Yakuza edition! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a virtual gangster in the world of blocks and pixels. Our server is run by a group of ruthless Minecraft mob bosses who will stop at nothing to maintain order and control in our virtual city.

But don’t worry, joining the Yakuza edition SMP isn’t all about crime and chaos. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most extravagant and over-the-top structures, with the loser having to pay a hefty virtual fine to the mob bosses.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your hand at robbing other players’ virtual banks and stealing their precious diamonds. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you get caught!

So come join us on the Yakuza edition SMP for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

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