Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchantments Applied:	190	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	152
Ores Mined:	9293	Void Armor Forged:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8198

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8779
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	165
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6074	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2