Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

    Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)
    Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

    Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

    Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3209 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

    Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

    We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

    But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

    And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

    Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

    Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…
    Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

    SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

    We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

    Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Potions Brewed: 110 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Farms Harvested: 710
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dick Craving CD High

    Dick Craving CD High
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

    But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

    So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 132465 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

    BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’
    Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchantments Applied: 263
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

    SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases
    Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

    Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

    And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Hide and Seek

    Crafty Hide and Seek
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 124
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

    CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!
    Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Potions Brewed: 31
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

    Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server
    Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

    FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

    Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

    GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crops Grown: 6399
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

    ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 2075

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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