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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 179 | Farms Harvested: | 984 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!