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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8265 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!