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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8754 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
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