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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3198 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1135 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!