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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 546 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!