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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6669 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!