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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2807 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4288 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.