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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 3145 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.