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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 797 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.