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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8112 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 178 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3781 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.