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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3937 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 157 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.