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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5579 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.