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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9109 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 107 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.