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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 957 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣