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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5225 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣