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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5014 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣