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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4348 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣