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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7691 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!