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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9119 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!