Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5006

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Emeralds Found:	2065	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1673
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Runes Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3019
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	2915
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	5764
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	7981
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Animals Bred:	27

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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