Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 13
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Runes Activated: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Potions Brewed: 57 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3563 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Crops Grown: 3351 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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