Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Emeralds Found: 3831
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 79
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 376
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Enchantments Applied: 144
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Dimension Hops: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 834969 Dragon Eggs Found: 3830
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 New Chunks Explored: 909638
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 9949 Mines Excavated: 3095
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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