| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9779 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9582 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.
So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Enchantments Applied: | 54 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!
2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!
3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9498 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!
So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.
Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
