| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 873 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).
So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7413 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!
So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9600 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.
So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 158 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!
So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
