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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2595 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 36 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!