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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2752 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!