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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3422 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!